God knows what they'd do with the quiche

In November the Food and Drug Administration told Smiling Hill Farm of Westbrook, Maine, that it would have to recall all of its egg nog because it did not list "egg" as an ingredient on the label. Federal law requires the listing to protect people with egg allergies from inadvertently consuming foods that they might not have realized contain egg (even products called "egg nog"). [Portland Press Herald, 11-18-07]

Hat tip, NOTW.

Holiday tips

Been a month with nothing, so a few pieces of holiday weirdness.

First, I see Steve putting these on the tree at the office.

Second, we should see if Mark can use this sound with Allison when she buys him a bad tie for Christmas.

Should we send these to Eric and Beth? Will they catch on? Do they ever read here? (BTW, the shorter post thing doesn't work, as you see here. But shorter paragraphs help.)

I guess I should have gone to his open house; now Ron wants me to help around the garage.

And remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Even that new spouse.

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