Holiday tips

Been a month with nothing, so a few pieces of holiday weirdness.

First, I see Steve putting these on the tree at the office.

Second, we should see if Mark can use this sound with Allison when she buys him a bad tie for Christmas.

Should we send these to Eric and Beth? Will they catch on? Do they ever read here? (BTW, the shorter post thing doesn't work, as you see here. But shorter paragraphs help.)

I guess I should have gone to his open house; now Ron wants me to help around the garage.

And remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Even that new spouse.

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